“If you read someone else’s diary, you get what you deserve.”
— David Sedaris

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love.

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Gallup Daily: U.S. Consumer Spending

Wow.  Am I the only one who wants to react to this by spending .99 today?

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I can almost see Smilla Jaspersen in this photo.

I can almost see Smilla Jaspersen in this photo.

(Source: well-fed)

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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I
stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

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unhappyhipsters:

The bibliophile in him knew it was ingenious. The 6-month-dry-spell in him remained unconvinced.
(Photo: David Garcia; MakeZine)

unhappyhipsters:

The bibliophile in him knew it was ingenious. The 6-month-dry-spell in him remained unconvinced.

(Photo: David Garcia; MakeZine)

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tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

a cup that is chipped.

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